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--- items:pillowcase_full_hypercaffeinated_mice [2023/07/12 23:11] – created glitch
+++ items:pillowcase_full_hypercaffeinated_mice [2023/07/24 18:07] (current) – tangentdelta
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-====== Truckload of Disks ======
+====== Pillowcase Full Of Hypercaffeinated Mice ======
+This is an item that is equipped by NeXT. It is a pillow case filled with mice that have been given a large dose of caffeine. It is not clear if these are computer mice, or squeaky nibbly mice.
-Glitch once bought approximately 28,000 5.25" double-sided, double-density floppy diskettes. Users claiming they //need a floppy replacement product because it's so hard to get disks// are linked this image:
+The mice in the pillowcase appear to posses some form of sentience, and object to certain events. They seem to enjoy [[ items:coffee_crisp | Coffee Crisp ]].
-{{ truckload.jpg }}
+===== Origin =====
-==== Bandwidth ====
+NeXT was very bored.
-The approximate bandwidth of the truckload of disks, assuming 360K formatting and a speed of 63 MPH, was approximately 659 KB/sec. Not bad for naturally aspirated!
+===== Uses =====
-==== Usage ====
+NeXT uses this item to cause confusion whenever they are bored.
-The above pictured disks have been used in the production run of the following games:
+===== Notable Uses =====
-  * [[ https://www.6502workshop.com/p/nox-archaist.html || Nox Archaist ]]
+<code>
-  * An upcoming [[ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Heineman || Burger Becky ]] game release
+:27  * TangentDelta sends NeXTinAsecretLocation an X-treme jpeg image of Sark doing some totally radical tricks on a skateboard
+:27 < NeXTinAsecretLocation> you know what that does? Makes people ahte your new format EVEN MORE
+:27  * NeXTinAsecretLocation mails tangentdelta the soundtrack to Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4
+:28  * TangentDelta mails back a hacked version where you can play as various #vc members
+:30 < NeXTinAsecretLocation> the mental image in my head right now
+:30 < NeXTinAsecretLocation> you win
+:31  * pjustice adds a guitar and a black hat to the mental image
+:32 -!- balrog [znc@175B8E10:A2F98C0A:E078741:IP] has quit [Quit: Bye]
+:34 <@TangentDelta> glitch uses a Sun deskside VME system instead of a skateboard
+:34 < NeXTinAsecretLocation> does mbbrutman use a pcjr's chiclet keyboard with wheels on it?
+:34 <@TangentDelta> Yeah
+:34 < NeXTinAsecretLocation> heh
+:35 < pjustice> Er, just use the deskside as the rail for the skateboard trick?
+:36 < abbub_nix> mbbrutman does a dark slide and the keyboard actually works *better* afterwards...
+:38  * NeXTinAsecretLocation realizes tangentdelta is just riding on a pillow case filled with hypercaffeinated mice
+</code>
-==== Damaged Cartons ====
+<code>
+:24 < mouse> 12:24 < aibird> Processing: in cornhole what is the name of the throwing bag?
+:24 < mouse> 12:24 < aibird> The name of the throwing bag is a cornhole bag. ($0.00005)
+:24 < mouse> i guess it's a cornhole bag, not a sack
+:24 < mouse> unless AI is wrong as it usually is lol
+:25  * NeXTatWork gets ill from the mental image :x
+:25 <@TangentDelta> It cost you .005 cents to ask about a cornhole bag
+:26  * NeXTatWork pays ten cents and asks about a pillowcase full of hypercaffeinated mice
+:36 <@TangentDelta> NeXTatWork: What is there to ask about a pillowcase full of hypercaffeinated mice?
+:36 <@TangentDelta> It just is
+:37  * TangentDelta throws a pillowcase full of Microsoft Intellimice at NeXTatWork
+</code>
-The boxes of disks damaged by the ratchet straps are sold at an extra premium price. Being battle-hardened media, they're less likely to give up when things get tough. Nevermind that white box!
+<code>
+:13  * NeXTatWork watches a group of hypercaffeinated mice group up and steal his Coffee Crisp
+</code>
-==== Truck ====
+<code>
+:53  * TangentDelta gives NeXTatWork a mattress full of hyper-caffeinated raccoons
+:54 <@glitch> swamp kitties!
+:54 < NeXTatWork> [the pillowcase full of hypercaffeinated mice objects to this new group]
+</code>
-The truck is a 1985 Ford F-350 with 6.9L naturally aspirated International Harvester V8 diesel and Borg-Warner T19 manual transmission. Glitch bought it for $1800 in 2015, drove it out from under a scrap heap full of bees, put fresh batteries and tires on, and moved from NY to VA with it. It's usually on the farm.
+<code>
+:57  * NeXTatWork hands tangentdelta a pillowcase full of hypercaffeinated mice
+:57 <@TangentDelta> NeXTatWork: This again :|
+:57 < NeXTatWork> D:
+:58 < NeXTatWork> in a group mediation, the hypercaffeinated mice do not approve of your bucket trap
+:59 < NeXTatWork> ...they also ask that whoever brewed the coffee this morning please make it stronger next time
+:59  * TangentDelta teleports the pillow case full of hypercaffeinated mice into NeXTatWork's back pants pocket
+:00 < NeXTatWork> [the back pocket of his pants explodes into mice running every direction]
+</code>
-The clutch linkage once broke near Sark's house, Sark and Glitch made a temporary repair out of a long grade 8 bolt. It was driven for around 1000 miles like that.
+<code>
+:13  * NeXTatWork watches a group of hypercaffeinated mice group up and steal his Coffee Crisp
+</code>