Waffles are a thin, cardboard-textured yellow cake, often served with syrup. Often found in specially marked boxes of Eggo Food substitutes.

Eggo waffles when equipped can be used as a weapon, defense or as a food.

A frozen Eggo heals 1 health point, but temporarily reduces stamina by 1 point for 2 turns.

A soggy Eggo heals 1 health point.

A toasted Eggo heals 2 health points.

A toasted Eggo, cooked with [[ devices:asbestos_toaster | The Asbestos Toaster ]] heals 2 health points, but reduces stamina for 5 turns.

A waffle, when equipped for defense reduces all attacks by 1 damage point

A frozen waffle when equipped as a weapon is a single-use throwable weapon like a Boomerang or throwing star and will inflict 2 damage. 18% of the time it may also inflict progressive ice damage.