This is an item that is equipped by NeXT.
NeXT was very bored.
NeXT uses this item to cause confusion whenever they are bored.
11:27 * TangentDelta sends NeXTinAsecretLocation an X-treme jpeg image of Sark doing some totally radical tricks on a skateboard 11:27 < NeXTinAsecretLocation> you know what that does? Makes people ahte your new format EVEN MORE 11:27 * NeXTinAsecretLocation mails tangentdelta the soundtrack to Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 11:28 * TangentDelta mails back a hacked version where you can play as various #vc members 11:30 < NeXTinAsecretLocation> the mental image in my head right now 11:30 < NeXTinAsecretLocation> you win 11:31 * pjustice adds a guitar and a black hat to the mental image 11:32 -!- balrog [znc@175B8E10:A2F98C0A:E078741:IP] has quit [Quit: Bye] 11:34 <@TangentDelta> glitch uses a Sun deskside VME system instead of a skateboard 11:34 < NeXTinAsecretLocation> does mbbrutman use a pcjr's chiclet keyboard with wheels on it? 11:34 <@TangentDelta> Yeah 11:34 < NeXTinAsecretLocation> heh 11:35 < pjustice> Er, just use the deskside as the rail for the skateboard trick? 11:36 < abbub_nix> mbbrutman does a dark slide and the keyboard actually works *better* afterwards... 11:38 * NeXTinAsecretLocation realizes tangentdelta is just riding on a pillow case filled with hypercaffeinated mice
12:24 < mouse> 12:24 < aibird> Processing: in cornhole what is the name of the throwing bag? 12:24 < mouse> 12:24 < aibird> The name of the throwing bag is a cornhole bag. ($0.00005) 12:24 < mouse> i guess it's a cornhole bag, not a sack 12:24 < mouse> unless AI is wrong as it usually is lol 12:25 * NeXTatWork gets ill from the mental image :x 12:25 <@TangentDelta> It cost you .005 cents to ask about a cornhole bag 12:26 * NeXTatWork pays ten cents and asks about a pillowcase full of hypercaffeinated mice 12:36 <@TangentDelta> NeXTatWork: What is there to ask about a pillowcase full of hypercaffeinated mice? 12:36 <@TangentDelta> It just is 12:37 * TangentDelta throws a pillowcase full of Microsoft Intellimice at NeXTatWork
11:13 * NeXTatWork watches a group of hypercaffeinated mice group up and steal his Coffee Crisp
10:53 * TangentDelta gives NeXTatWork a mattress full of hyper-caffeinated raccoons 10:54 <@glitch> swamp kitties! 10:54 < NeXTatWork> [the pillowcase full of hypercaffeinated mice objects to this new group]
13:57 * NeXTatWork hands tangentdelta a pillowcase full of hypercaffeinated mice 13:57 <@TangentDelta> NeXTatWork: This again :| 13:57 < NeXTatWork> D: 13:58 < NeXTatWork> in a group mediation, the hypercaffeinated mice do not approve of your bucket trap 13:59 < NeXTatWork> ...they also ask that whoever brewed the coffee this morning please make it stronger next time 13:59 * TangentDelta teleports the pillow case full of hypercaffeinated mice into NeXTatWork's back pants pocket 14:00 < NeXTatWork> [the back pocket of his pants explodes into mice running every direction]