A Canadian confection. It is theorized to be made by boiling coffee down to a crispy residue.

14:46  * NeXTatWork gives tangentdelta a coffee crisp
14:46 <@TangentDelta> Is your desk drawer full of coffee crisps?
14:47  * NeXTatWork checks
14:49 < NeXTatWork> I got a pile of monintor video boards, some touchscreen controllres, some cable harnesses for touchscreen controllers, some small and large multi-bulb inverters, a roll of foam tape, a roll of acetate tape and a Wendy's "Super Identity" mask
14:51 < NeXTatWork> the coffee crisp respawns randomly in the drawer once a day
15:01 <@glitch> Tribble-Os: it'll grow on you!

17:05  * NeXTatWork is eating a coffee crisp
17:06 <@TangentDelta> What is a coffee crisp? Is that when you take a bunch of coffee and boil all of the water away, and compress it into little cirspy wafers?
17:06 < NeXTatWork> it's a canadian caffeinated chocolate wafer bar
17:06 < NeXTatWork> tastes like coffee
17:07 < mikerm> ooo
17:07 < NeXTatWork> https://assets.change.org/photos/5/ub/fg/YVUbfguAWGqcgGS-800x450-noPad.jpg?1568478229
17:07 <@TangentDelta> You know what also tastes like coffee?
17:07 < NeXTatWork> coffee
17:07 <@TangentDelta> Yes.
17:07 < NeXTatWork> also blown rifa caps

11:13  * NeXTatWork watches a group of hypercaffeinated mice group up and steal his Coffee Crisp