This is an item that is equipped by NeXT. It is a pillow case filled with mice that have been given a large dose of caffeine. It is not clear if these are computer mice, or squeaky nibbly mice.

The mice in the pillowcase appear to posses some form of sentience, and object to certain events.

NeXT was very bored.

NeXT uses this item to cause confusion whenever they are bored.

11:27  * TangentDelta sends NeXTinAsecretLocation an X-treme jpeg image of Sark doing some totally radical tricks on a skateboard
11:27 < NeXTinAsecretLocation> you know what that does? Makes people ahte your new format EVEN MORE
11:27  * NeXTinAsecretLocation mails tangentdelta the soundtrack to Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4
11:28  * TangentDelta mails back a hacked version where you can play as various #vc members
11:30 < NeXTinAsecretLocation> the mental image in my head right now
11:30 < NeXTinAsecretLocation> you win
11:31  * pjustice adds a guitar and a black hat to the mental image
11:32 -!- balrog [znc@175B8E10:A2F98C0A:E078741:IP] has quit [Quit: Bye]
11:34 <@TangentDelta> glitch uses a Sun deskside VME system instead of a skateboard
11:34 < NeXTinAsecretLocation> does mbbrutman use a pcjr's chiclet keyboard with wheels on it?
11:34 <@TangentDelta> Yeah
11:34 < NeXTinAsecretLocation> heh
11:35 < pjustice> Er, just use the deskside as the rail for the skateboard trick?
11:36 < abbub_nix> mbbrutman does a dark slide and the keyboard actually works *better* afterwards...
11:38  * NeXTinAsecretLocation realizes tangentdelta is just riding on a pillow case filled with hypercaffeinated mice

12:24 < mouse> 12:24 < aibird> Processing: in cornhole what is the name of the throwing bag?
12:24 < mouse> 12:24 < aibird> The name of the throwing bag is a cornhole bag. ($0.00005)
12:24 < mouse> i guess it's a cornhole bag, not a sack
12:24 < mouse> unless AI is wrong as it usually is lol
12:25  * NeXTatWork gets ill from the mental image :x
12:25 <@TangentDelta> It cost you .005 cents to ask about a cornhole bag
12:26  * NeXTatWork pays ten cents and asks about a pillowcase full of hypercaffeinated mice
12:36 <@TangentDelta> NeXTatWork: What is there to ask about a pillowcase full of hypercaffeinated mice?
12:36 <@TangentDelta> It just is
12:37  * TangentDelta throws a pillowcase full of Microsoft Intellimice at NeXTatWork

11:13  * NeXTatWork watches a group of hypercaffeinated mice group up and steal his Coffee Crisp

10:53  * TangentDelta gives NeXTatWork a mattress full of hyper-caffeinated raccoons
10:54 <@glitch> swamp kitties!
10:54 < NeXTatWork> [the pillowcase full of hypercaffeinated mice objects to this new group]

13:57  * NeXTatWork hands tangentdelta a pillowcase full of hypercaffeinated mice
13:57 <@TangentDelta> NeXTatWork: This again :|
13:57 < NeXTatWork> D:
13:58 < NeXTatWork> in a group mediation, the hypercaffeinated mice do not approve of your bucket trap
13:59 < NeXTatWork> ...they also ask that whoever brewed the coffee this morning please make it stronger next time
13:59  * TangentDelta teleports the pillow case full of hypercaffeinated mice into NeXTatWork's back pants pocket
14:00 < NeXTatWork> [the back pocket of his pants explodes into mice running every direction]