Sark's grilled cheese sandwich printer was imagined by Sark. It is a modified laser printer that lays out sliced bread and cheese, and then runs them through the fuser rollers to grill/toast the sandwich.

10:40 <+Sark> I set the printer in the library to say "CHEESE TRAY LOW"
10:41 <@TangentDelta> Dang, I hate it when my printer runs out of slices of cheese :(
10:44 <+Sark> I always thought it would be funny to build a grilled cheese sandwich printer - something that could stack together two slices of bread and a slice of cheese, then run it
              through a fuser or two/three cranked up real high to toast/grill it. lol
10:45 <@TangentDelta> ...I'm just imagining a really flat grilled cheese coming out with bits of old toner stuck to it.
10:45 <+Sark> heh - well, you'd space the rollers further apart than that. Kinda like the envelope setting, only the lever goes real far to "sandwich".